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Chat reblogged from » kyne pretends to be good at art
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
- You: Greetings.
- Stranger: hello there
- You: asl?
- Stranger: m 18
- You: f 20 tamriel
- Stranger: where are you from?
- You: TAMRIEL.
- Stranger: where is tht?
- You: Elsweyr, specifically.
- You: My hobbies include climbing really tall things,
- Stranger: where?
- You: and jumping off of really tall things.
- Stranger: where is tamreil located?
- You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE IS TAMRIEL LOCATED?
- You: THE WHOLE THING IS TAMRIEL.
- Stranger: oh is tht a island?
- You: I guess its more like a continent.
- Stranger: ok asia? , europe? .....
- You: ..no.
- Stranger: wht continent?
- You: Tamriel.
- Stranger: iv never heard of tamriel
- You: ... Are you on Moonsugar right now?
- Stranger: what the fuck is that?
- You: Or is it Skooma?
- You: Sujamma, maybe?
- Stranger: are those drugs?
- You: Pfff. Are those drugs?
- You: OF COURSE THEY'RE DRUGS.
- You: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK?
- Stranger: iv never heard of them
- Stranger: no
- You: You don't even know where Tamriel is.
- Stranger: no i dont is tht in africa?
- You: I should've just let Dagoth Ur take over Red Mountain.
- Stranger: what??
- You: What're you, anyway?
- Stranger: human
- You: Probably an Altmer.
- You: What the fuck is that.
- Stranger: ok im gone....
- Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Photoset reblogged from Helianthus
[cut most of the customer-service commentary]
…that’s the joke. The character is an asshole and his girlfriend breaks up with him for doing this.
Well, that and ramming a statue with a monster truck.
Excellent! I’d never seen it, and didn’t even know what movie this was from until I tracked it back to the original post.
It does seem like the gif-maker may have missed the point, but so be it.
Actually, grande isn’t Spanish for large, grande means big and Spanish for large would be largo.
(Source: whamboombamm)
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Photoset reblogged from Helianthus
[cut most of the customer-service commentary]
…that’s the joke. The character is an asshole and his girlfriend breaks up with him for doing this.
Well, that and ramming a statue with a monster truck.
Excellent! I’d never seen it, and didn’t even know what movie this was from until I tracked it back to the original post.
It does seem like the gif-maker may have missed the point, but so be it.
(Source: whamboombamm)
